starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

64kbps:

atherys:

64kbps:

why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything

because we’ll never have relationships of our own

ow

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

Or wish for an infinite credit card?

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?